Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to mourn the untimely demise of our dear feathered friend, the Twitter bird. It's with a heavy heart and a lack of characters that we bid farewell to this little blue legend.
.
Rest in peace, Twitter bird, and may you continue to make heaven laugh as you did here on Earth. And remember, if you see a hashtag up there, it's just a celestial trend you started! tweets heavenly chorus.